govrment-jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi . santa ke 3 bache the , usne wife se kaha-padosan ke 2 mere hai unko lata hu (lane ke bad)apne 3 kaha gaye ? wife:jinke the wo le gaya

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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father - hw ws ur result son - woh principal fail ka beta fail ho gaya father - aur tum son - woh khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya A father - tum ? son - woh doctor saab ka beta fail ho gaya father - m asking abt ur result son - toh aap kaunse pm ho jo aapka beta paas ho jayega

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hawaldaar ka beta exam mein fail ho gaya hawaldaar ne kaan pakda aur pucha kya be padhta nahi beta : abbe baapu garam na ho , le Rs 10 aur maamla yahi rafa dafa kar

Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com

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