Lux se naha ke kya karna hai

2012 me to sabko marna hai

3 saal khushi se jilo yaro

kyuki agale janam me to firse Johnson baby soap se hi shuru karna hai...

extended version

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge????

Student:Shaadi..

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge???

Student:Dulha banunga

Teacher:ohho..i mean to say bade hokar kya hasil karoge?????

Student: Dulhan

Teacher: Arre baba,matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge??????

Student: Bahu launga

Teacher: ohho..tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai??????

Student: Pota

Teacher: Arre..hey bhagvan ,tumhari zindagi k kya makshad hai???????

Student:Hum do hamare do.

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Iodex

Santa:-baju k ghar se IODEX mang ke la..

Wife:-Wo log nahi denge..

Santa:-Ha malum hai..bade kanjus aur kamine log hai...

          Apni hi almari se nikal le..

hahahaha

Ek surgeon ne mamoli operation...

Ek surgeon ne mamoli operation k liye 5 lakh rupye Fees mangi
Mareez bola-itne paiso me to ek nayee car a jayegi..
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Surgeon- Wahi to leni hai...
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brilliant sardar

Maths teacher to brilliant Sardar- how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?

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Sardar- Madam Juice bana ke de dona.. kyu lafda kar rahi ho..