29.04.10

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye. Samne se ek Sher aa gya. Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag." Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.

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Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga. Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye. Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

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Santa horse par ja raha tha. Voh red light jump karta hai. Police vala siti bajata hai. Funny Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.

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Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Funny Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.

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Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Santaji train ke ek Dibbe me chad gaye. TT bola: Kya Paaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba hai? Santa: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

Sardar ke gharme chori

Sardar ke ghar chor aya: sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga
Sardar  bhagte bhagte choe se bhi age nikal gaye..


Sardar: Ek to chori upar se humse RACE....!!!!!!! 

Haso Haso

Divse haso chho
Rate haso chho
Sukh ma haso chho
Dukh ma haso chho
Tamne shu lage chhe..
Tame ek j COLGATE ghaso chho....

Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com

Anand hi Anand !

It is better to be Sada than Sadhu

If you are with 1 Girl, it's ANAND If you are with 2 Girls, MAHA ANAND If you are with 3 Girls, it's PARAMANAND If you are with many Girls, then you must be …….. . . . . . . . . . . Swami NITYANAND !

5 brother & 5 sisters

What will you call a person who has five brothers and five sisters???????????
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21.04.10

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use door chod aya, Ghar aya to billi vapas a gai thi, Vo dusari bar chod aya billi phir vapas a gai, Third time vo use bahut bahut dur chod aya, Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya- Kya billi ghar aa gai
Bivi:ha
Santa: us kamini ko bhej yaha, me rasta bhul gaya hu.

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Pati- Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna, Mai Ghar Pe Nahi Hu

Patni- Wo Ghar Pe Hai

Pati- Maine Mana Kiya Tha Na

Patni- Jaanu, Phone Mere Liye Tha.

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Patni-Jb tum desi pite hoto muje PARO kehte ho.Jb WHISKY pite hoto Darling khte ho.Aaj kya pikar aye h0? Pati-Aaj me hosh me hu CHUDEL..

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Sardar english ke paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se

1. Mai 1 aam adami hu
T: i am a mango man.

2. Mujhe english aati hai.
T: english comes to me.

3. Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai
T: i belong to greenpur thousanda

4. Sadak pe goliya chal rahi hai
T: tablets r walking on road....

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Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions. Teacher- If 1000 kg = Ton ,then what is 3000 kg. Santa- Ton Ton Ton !!!

Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com