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NASA ne 4 Saradars ko Chand pe bhejne ka faisla kiya.
Magar Sardarjis aadhe raste se hi Waapas aa gaye.
Sardars said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand to hoga hi nahi..
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Ek raat light chali gayi.
Santa: Kam se kam fan to chala do.
Santa's Wife: Kar di na Sardaro wali baat. Fan on karenge to candle
nahi bujh jayegi...
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Santaji train ke ek Dibbe me chad gaye.
TT bola: Kya Paaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba hai?
Santa: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
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2 terrorists ek car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.
First Terrorist: Agar bomb fix karte karte hi fatt gaya to kya hoga?
Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ek aur bomb bhi hai.
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Husband and Wife bazar ja rahe the. Raste main ek Gadha Mila.
Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.
Husband: Namaste SASURJI
Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com
why did santa throw out his mother-in-law?
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Bcoz
baba ramdev said
"apni saans ko bahar nikalo."
Teacher asked Sardar
"If U dial 001 then what will happen?"
Sardar:"Police Jeep will come,in Reverse Gear...!!
A Santa goes to Library & asks for a book 'Psycho- The Rapist'
Librarian searches & comes back, slaps & says: Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist.
Santa- why do doctor n nurses cover their faces at the time of
operation??
Banta - Bcoz if a mistake happens, nobody wud know who
did it.
Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com
Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye. Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya. Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag." Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
Santa horse par ja raha tha. Voh red light jump karta hai. Police vala siti bajata hai. Funny Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.
Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Funny Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Santaji train ke ek Dibbe me chad gaye. TT bola: Kya Paaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba hai? Santa: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com
