NASA ne 4 Saradars ko Chand pe bhejne ka faisla kiya.
Magar Sardarjis aadhe raste se hi Waapas aa gaye.
Sardars said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand to hoga hi nahi..
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Ek raat light chali gayi.
Santa: Kam se kam fan to chala do.
Santa's Wife: Kar di na Sardaro wali baat. Fan on karenge to candle
nahi bujh jayegi...
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Santaji train ke ek Dibbe me chad gaye.
TT bola: Kya Paaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba hai?
Santa: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
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2 terrorists ek car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.
First Terrorist: Agar bomb fix karte karte hi fatt gaya to kya hoga?
Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ek aur bomb bhi hai.
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Husband and Wife bazar ja rahe the. Raste main ek Gadha Mila.
Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.
Husband: Namaste SASURJI
Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com
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