Lux se naha ke kya karna hai

2012 me to sabko marna hai

3 saal khushi se jilo yaro

kyuki agale janam me to firse Johnson baby soap se hi shuru karna hai...

extended version

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge????

Student:Shaadi..

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge???

Student:Dulha banunga

Teacher:ohho..i mean to say bade hokar kya hasil karoge?????

Student: Dulhan

Teacher: Arre baba,matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge??????

Student: Bahu launga

Teacher: ohho..tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai??????

Student: Pota

Teacher: Arre..hey bhagvan ,tumhari zindagi k kya makshad hai???????

Student:Hum do hamare do.

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Iodex

Santa:-baju k ghar se IODEX mang ke la..

Wife:-Wo log nahi denge..

Santa:-Ha malum hai..bade kanjus aur kamine log hai...

          Apni hi almari se nikal le..

hahahaha

Ek surgeon ne mamoli operation...

Ek surgeon ne mamoli operation k liye 5 lakh rupye Fees mangi
Mareez bola-itne paiso me to ek nayee car a jayegi..
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Surgeon- Wahi to leni hai...
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brilliant sardar

Maths teacher to brilliant Sardar- how can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?

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Sardar- Madam Juice bana ke de dona.. kyu lafda kar rahi ho..

21.05.2010

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

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Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole "Who is speaking?". jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun".

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Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki
Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE.

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pati patni ki zabardast ladai ke bad patni bhagwan se boli
"agar ye galat he to inhe uthalo aur agar me galat hu to mujhe vidhwa bana do".

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Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com

govrment-jiske 5 bache hai use ghar degi . santa ke 3 bache the , usne wife se kaha-padosan ke 2 mere hai unko lata hu (lane ke bad)apne 3 kaha gaye ? wife:jinke the wo le gaya

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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father - hw ws ur result son - woh principal fail ka beta fail ho gaya father - aur tum son - woh khan saab ka beta fail ho gaya A father - tum ? son - woh doctor saab ka beta fail ho gaya father - m asking abt ur result son - toh aap kaunse pm ho jo aapka beta paas ho jayega

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hawaldaar ka beta exam mein fail ho gaya hawaldaar ne kaan pakda aur pucha kya be padhta nahi beta : abbe baapu garam na ho , le Rs 10 aur maamla yahi rafa dafa kar

Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com

dental helpline-smile makers

17.05.10

NASA ne 4 Saradars ko Chand pe bhejne ka faisla kiya.

Magar Sardarjis aadhe raste se hi Waapas aa gaye.

Sardars said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand to hoga hi nahi..

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Ek raat light chali gayi.

Santa: Kam se kam fan to chala do.

Santa's Wife: Kar di na Sardaro wali baat. Fan on karenge to candle
nahi bujh jayegi...
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Santaji train ke ek Dibbe me chad gaye.

TT bola: Kya Paaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba hai?

Santa: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...


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2 terrorists ek car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.

First Terrorist: Agar bomb fix karte karte hi fatt gaya to kya hoga?

Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ek aur bomb bhi hai.

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Husband and Wife bazar ja rahe the. Raste main ek Gadha Mila.

Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.

Husband: Namaste SASURJI

Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com

santa-banta

why did santa throw out his mother-in-law?
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Bcoz
baba ramdev said
"apni saans ko bahar nikalo."

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Teacher asked Sardar
"If U dial 001 then what will happen?"

Sardar:"Police Jeep will come,in Reverse Gear...!!

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A Santa goes to Library & asks for a book 'Psycho- The Rapist'
Librarian searches & comes back, slaps & says: Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist.

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Santa- why do doctor n nurses cover their faces at the time of
operation??
Banta - Bcoz if a mistake happens, nobody wud know who
did it.

Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye. Sahmne se ek Sher aa gya. Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag." Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.

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Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

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Santa horse par ja raha tha. Voh red light jump karta hai. Police vala siti bajata hai. Funny Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.

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Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Funny Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.

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Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Santaji train ke ek Dibbe me chad gaye. TT bola: Kya Paaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba hai? Santa: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

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Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com

29.04.10

Ek Pandit aur Ek Sardar Jungle me gaye. Samne se ek Sher aa gya. Sardar ne Sher ki aankh me mitti dali aur bhagte hue Pandit se bola: "Abe Bhag." Pandit: Main Kyun Bhagu? Mitti tune dali hai.

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Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga. Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko 50 rupye mil gaye. Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

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Santa horse par ja raha tha. Voh red light jump karta hai. Police vala siti bajata hai. Funny Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.

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Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Funny Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.

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Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Santaji train ke ek Dibbe me chad gaye. TT bola: Kya Paaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba hai? Santa: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...

Sardar ke gharme chori

Sardar ke ghar chor aya: sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga
Sardar  bhagte bhagte choe se bhi age nikal gaye..


Sardar: Ek to chori upar se humse RACE....!!!!!!! 

Haso Haso

Divse haso chho
Rate haso chho
Sukh ma haso chho
Dukh ma haso chho
Tamne shu lage chhe..
Tame ek j COLGATE ghaso chho....

Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com

Anand hi Anand !

It is better to be Sada than Sadhu

If you are with 1 Girl, it's ANAND If you are with 2 Girls, MAHA ANAND If you are with 3 Girls, it's PARAMANAND If you are with many Girls, then you must be …….. . . . . . . . . . . Swami NITYANAND !

5 brother & 5 sisters

What will you call a person who has five brothers and five sisters???????????
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...FI-BRO-SIS.......

21.04.10

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use door chod aya, Ghar aya to billi vapas a gai thi, Vo dusari bar chod aya billi phir vapas a gai, Third time vo use bahut bahut dur chod aya, Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya- Kya billi ghar aa gai
Bivi:ha
Santa: us kamini ko bhej yaha, me rasta bhul gaya hu.

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Pati- Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna, Mai Ghar Pe Nahi Hu

Patni- Wo Ghar Pe Hai

Pati- Maine Mana Kiya Tha Na

Patni- Jaanu, Phone Mere Liye Tha.

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Patni-Jb tum desi pite hoto muje PARO kehte ho.Jb WHISKY pite hoto Darling khte ho.Aaj kya pikar aye h0? Pati-Aaj me hosh me hu CHUDEL..

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Sardar english ke paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se

1. Mai 1 aam adami hu
T: i am a mango man.

2. Mujhe english aati hai.
T: english comes to me.

3. Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai
T: i belong to greenpur thousanda

4. Sadak pe goliya chal rahi hai
T: tablets r walking on road....

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Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions. Teacher- If 1000 kg = Ton ,then what is 3000 kg. Santa- Ton Ton Ton !!!

Dr.Mayur Dudhat
Dental Surgeon
+91-9825865404
0261-2858585
http://www.geetahospital.com