Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use door chod aya, Ghar aya to billi vapas a gai thi, Vo dusari bar chod aya billi phir vapas a gai, Third time vo use bahut bahut dur chod aya, Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya- Kya billi ghar aa gai
Bivi:ha
Santa: us kamini ko bhej yaha, me rasta bhul gaya hu.
Pati- Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna, Mai Ghar Pe Nahi Hu
Patni- Wo Ghar Pe Hai
Pati- Maine Mana Kiya Tha Na
Patni- Jaanu, Phone Mere Liye Tha.
Patni-Jb tum desi pite hoto muje PARO kehte ho.Jb WHISKY pite hoto Darling khte ho.Aaj kya pikar aye h0? Pati-Aaj me hosh me hu CHUDEL..
Sardar english ke paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se
1. Mai 1 aam adami hu
T: i am a mango man.
2. Mujhe english aati hai.
T: english comes to me.
3. Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai
T: i belong to greenpur thousanda
4. Sadak pe goliya chal rahi hai
T: tablets r walking on road....
Maths teacher was teaching Mathematical Conversions. Teacher- If 1000 kg = Ton ,then what is 3000 kg. Santa- Ton Ton Ton !!!
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